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Note:

Our lawyer 1 has advised us due to the statute 2 of limitations, many of the true, actual facts on this page are nothing but pure lies, lies, lies.





Also of note: Janet Anderson [nee Hare for about 3 milliseconds].



1) Actually, a bunch of flying monkeys who advised us to lay off the chatachooche, get off our butt and post this before VH1 does a "where are they now" piece on us.
2) "but your honor, I didn't know she was a statue..."