|Our lawyer 1 has advised us due to the statute 2 of limitations, many of the true, actual facts on this page are nothing but pure lies, lies, lies.|
1) Actually, a bunch of flying monkeys who advised us to
lay off the chatachooche,
get off our butt and post this before VH1 does a "where are they now"
piece on us.
|2) "but your honor, I didn't know she was a statue..."|